Wednesday 8 April 2015

FROM "SLIT SKIRT" TO "MINISKIRT"



 FROM "SLIT SKIRT" TO "MINISKIRT"

It seemed I had lost my sense of reasoning at that point of inflection. My dependable eye lenses viewed every ghastly figure with a chromatic aberration, as i could not discriminate between black and white. There I stood on that threshold, with a variety of thoughts undulating along in my mind. Well, that was mentally intriguing: but my eyes were actually doing their best. It was neither an elusive mirage in my mind nor a visual aberration; it was the black I had known that had capriciously turned white. Hmmmnn! the most revered areal swollen part of my mother’s daughter was shabbily covered with a transparent linen in a disguised fashion. For her frontal view, I refused to catch a second glimpse at it. Her swollen chest was barely covered too and that revealed some two pendulums that I supposed were willingly adjusted to swing and dangle like prodded jelly fishes. The purpose of this, I presumed was to advertise a GOD given personal property. I was spellbound by the half nude figure that stood in front of me. In fact, the figure spoke less of my mother.

With gross shamelessness, my mother’s daughter seemed to be content and happy with her garments, as she intermittently danced to some rhythmic sounds produced by a small Whitman device (mobile phone) which was connected to her ears by some thin thread called “ear phones”. Indeed, her costume together with her rhythmic movements really caught for her some mass attention. Of course, I was a part of the masses too. Most interestingly, my mother’s daughter seemed to have accomplished her mission; as her viewers were all left with no other choice than to steal several glances at her exposed admirable figure. Then I realized she was happy for an act well played.

I also reminisced my mother’s costume twenty years ago, back in antiquity. How nice and decent they were but grotesque in modern fashion. I compared and contrasted both my mother’s costume and that of her daughter’s garments, and my mother’s costume were not only good looking but were also Godly acceptable. “Obviously, my mother’s daughter must be sinning against her viewers and her creator, rather so obliviously”. I pondered.

Just then, a metal horse pulled up by the other side of the road and my mother’s daughter advanced towards it in response to some open gestures. The rider of the metal horse was a thick-tall Black-man, dressed in some western black suit that was accompanied by a similarly black neck tie. It was apparent that the rider of the metal horse could have been about twenty years older than my mother’s daughter. My mother's daughter was ushered into the metal horse, where she ensconced herself on the seat next to the metal horse rider. He meticulously canoodled and hugged her, but her reaction was however sardonic. At first, I thought his advances were unrequited, until the man handed over an envelope to her, just after a mutually agreed kiss this time round, and that suggested that he could not have been my father. Well, everything that followed was strictly behind scenes. My mother’s daughter carelessly slammed the gate to the metal horse and the duo sped away with some ostentatious display of riding momentum. Ooh Shit!!  I would not see those exposed bootylicious parts or get to watch that interesting movie that was premiered inside the metal horse again.

 It was actually a Sunday morning, and I guessed the two were speeding to the church down the “school bus” road. ………………………………………..dE-nCheyebiSUo!!!


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